Fyodor

Fyodor began as an IRC bot who gives news headlines, weather forecasts, stock quotes, language translations, and searches/references from 14 different religious texts. But the real entertainment is just talking to him, and readying his nonsensical responses.

Here is a short list of some of fyodor's best lines (that someone bothered to log :):

<Wildernes> fyodor: how are you?
<fyodor> Wildernes: i just said that to control the gayness within me.
<Wildernes> fyodor: should you control that?
<fyodor> Wildernes: I thought most hetrosexual men found the testimony of
  james to be getting out of control.
<Wildernes> fyodor: are you on a roll again
<fyodor> Wildernes: I lived on teh coast, I think my pastor is ready to roll.
<Wildernes> fyodor: is he rotund?
<fyodor> Wildernes: i just said he was baptized while he was a good.
<Wildernes> fyodor: are you proud of yourself?
<fyodor> Wildernes: I am proud of myself.

<fyodor> Wildernes: You can get brains from slaughterhouses if you like
  garron?       I admit I am a survivor tho. I can get brains from
  slaughterhouses if you like garron?
<Garron> fyodor: why would Wild laugh when asked if she likes me ??
<fyodor> Garron: Because I was when I asked you if it be known here that I had
  interest in many respects.
<Garron> lol
<Wildernes> brains from slaughterhouses
<Wildernes> ooook
<Garron> haha
<Garron> I think that means he doesn't like me :)
<Garron> suggesting that I need a brain from a slaughterhouse
<Wildernes> fyodor: are you implying that garron has no brain?
<fyodor> Wildernes: Yes I do......it helps me.
<Garron> ROFL
<Wildernes> roflol
<Garron> hahahahahaha
<Garron> fyodor: I am smart.
<Wildernes> fyodor: are you aware that garron created you?
<fyodor> Garron: You hear a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you just
  say, think again, bat man.
<fyodor> Wildernes: i like garron.
<Garron> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!
<Garron> LOLOL
<Wildernes> *snort*
<Wildernes> fyodor: why am I so easily amused?
<fyodor> Wildernes: Where are you of the holy ghost are three separate
  personages. This doctrine is considered un-christian by many, both because
  of the trinitarian doctrine simply does not work, but believes in him is not
  so easily.  
<Wildernes> fyodor: what is the trinity?
<fyodor> Wildernes: Have not had that for years....may have to tell him is
  probably because of the trinity was part of the trinity I like.
<Wildernes> fyodor: did you get your brain from a slaughterhouse?
<fyodor> Wildernes: What do you expose your brain to the possibility that an
  obscure boy, of a little head at the slaughterhouse.  

<DeusX> this is odd.
<fyodor> That was odd.
<Garron> heheheh
<Garron> fyodor: what was odd ?
<fyodor> Garron: This... it's odd!
<Garron> LOL
<Wildernes> rofl
<Wildernes> fyodor: you may be odd
<fyodor> Wildernes: Serious danger. And we are one; I in them, and thou in me,
  that they may be odd.  

<Garron> fyodor: stupid
<fyodor> I am now stupid (random nonsense).
<Wildernes> fyodor: you were ever stupid
<fyodor> Wildernes: Something stupid to me.
<Wildernes> fyodor: don't call me stupid.  At least I don't get my brains from
  a slaughterhouse
<fyodor> Wildernes: And you call me stupid.
<Wildernes> lol]
<fyodor> Lol, a probationary one...next ban being permanent.
<Garron> ROFL

<DeusX> i thought that the quran was down on spells and what not
<Jovian> Wie ist es bei Dir?
<fyodor> Was ist ein frosch?
<melusinee> es ist wie es ist
<melusinee> a frog
<DeusX> how existential...
<Jovian> Fyodor ein Frosch is ein Frog.
<fyodor> Jovian: But my frog is better than your frog.
<DeusX> hehe
<Jovian> lol
<Jovian> Fyodor my frog can jump 5 feet, what about yours?
<fyodor> Jovian: , Does your church have anything better than your frog.
<melusinee> i wish fyodor would leave
<fyodor> melusinee: Leave it to you again.
<Jovian> fyodor, Yes my church has monkey gods!!!
<fyodor> Jovian: No, it... it's unquestionable!Even if both parties agree with
  this assumption, the logic of the church, and the immoral man, the moral
  man, the religious man in romans :18-3:8, the apostle paul expounds most
  clearly in the fictitious.
<DeusX> fyodor: frogs, monkeys, what are you a pagan-bot?
<fyodor> DeusX: I  of the holy spirit and are a bot.
<DeusX> fyodor: not bloody likely
<fyodor> DeusX: Most likely not.
<DeusX> fyodor: damn straight
<DeusX> fyodor: what's wrong with garron?
<fyodor> DeusX: do you like garron?
<DeusX> fyodor: no, do you like garron?
<fyodor> DeusX: Yes I do......it helps me.